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 Craig is a recently unexiled Scot, who used to work in submarines. He believes that the internet is just a passing fad, and is jumping on the bandwagon now before everyone comes to their senses, switches their computers off, and heads down the pub. |
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Tommy SheridanDear Sir -This might sound obvious, but has Tommy Sheridan (see Tommy Sheridan: My Taxi Shame) never considered learning to drive? Would that not put an end to his dilemma, or is he afraid that he would be stopped at every parking meter? I would be interested to know.Joyce Somerville Editor's Note: To be honest, everything on this site is a complete fabrication; but I believe Mrs Sheridan uses the family car to transport her ill mother places, leaving Mr Sheridan no option but to use other means of transport. |
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Cheesy Crispswhatever happened to cheesy crips? Cheese Pringles, Cheese Hula Hoops, Cheese Skips. And why can't you get cheesy Walkers? Is there some kind of anti-cheese conspiracy? Cheesy crisps are the best crisps. They should bring them back.Captain Cheese, Footdee Editor's Note: Personally, I don't know why they ever discontinued Haggis
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Wreckered 4 Out NowHi peopleScotland's online tabloid hits issue 4. Check it now at http://www.wreckered.co.uk. If you think we're half-decent, pass the word. Bruce Morton, a secret internet bunker Editor's Note: along with The Jaggy Thistle and First Foot, this is an amusing Scottish satire site. Check it out! |
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